Horoscope January

December 19, 2016

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21

It is your time, Sagittarius! You’re on a roll and people are noticing. You may have felt like things were rocky at the start but just like Rocky in the movie you climbed those stairs and you’re on top. Fashion risks payed off and it’s time to collect the coins. So rock on, you little rocky rocker!


Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19

This month is intense as it filled with stuff about change, like you Capricorns are too.  The time to shine is so close you can taste it. Be badass and remember: “You could catch a fish without a hook.”


Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18

It may have felt like trade did not like the session, but get out of your head Aquarius and smell the new winds coming your way. For the time is here to crystallise, so get on and get ready for the runway.


Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20

It’s been an emotional rollercoaster but it’s time to get off that ride and start healing. You know what helps with healing? Tequila, lots of tequila and ice cream. Look we’re not saying you should start drinking, but sometimes it helps you know? Treat yo self and act like the king / queen that you are. So bow down, bitches.


Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19

You deserve some fun, exams are over and we know you struggled. The moon and mercury want to make you doubt the past but look forward because 2017 is on the horizon. A new horizon comes with new moments to live, beers to drink and mistakes to be made.


Taurus Apr 20 – May 20

It may have felt like stuff, rules and regulations have been in charge of your life for stress and deadlines were your world for a while. That’s over now, it’s time for the Holidays! Destress, sit back and grab a nice blanket. You did your best, you did good, you deserve to relax. Here’s to you Taurus!


Gemini May 21- Jun 20

There are always two side to you Gemini, sometimes they clash like the colours pink and purple. Compromise within yourself and control that libido for once! We get it, you’re hot and people are attracted to you but leave some for the rest of us!


Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22

You can’t with some people and we understand. Sometimes some people need to be hit in the face, with a chair, made of steel. But breathe, think about what you have and they don’t. Exactly: fierceness, beauty and wisdom, embrace them.


Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22

First off, there is more to life than cookies and chocolate. I know, it sounds weird to read that but trust and believe for now is the time to go, go and go. The sun will conjoin with Saturn and that means possibilities are anew. And more than some of these possibilities got a smile coming your way.


Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22

You, us and the stars don’t know why, but you are IT this month. If you ever need to look for a sugar daddy or mommy, now is the time. Let the hunt begin! So splurge and buy that jacket you always wanted and knew you deserved.


Libra Sep 23 – Oct 22

Travels, fun and cuddles may have been on your mind for a while, and trust the stars because you should just go for those dreams. The moon conjoins with Venus and that means Libras go only up! Get into the holiday cheer but watch the food, for fun comes with food and food can come with fat. 


Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21

It may feel like a lot of stuff are coming your way, good ánd bad. Try to relax and let them shower you with the feelings they carry. It’s okay to feel because it makes you grow and we’re here to catch you when it gets too much.



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